An anti-ode to stop-walkers
You stop in the middle of the hallway,
Slowing down the speed of walking traffic.
You’re like someone who goes 60 on the highway.
You decide to stop at the top of their stairs…
It is really unhelpful to everyone.
It may be convenient for you,
But it bothers everyone!
You make me want to punch you in the back of the head!
Go stop walking somewhere against the wall,
Out of the way of others!
You are a stop=walker,
I hate you guys…
SO MUCH.
If you walk slower than me,
There is a problem.
Please stop this habit,
Or I will have to back-of-the-head punch you!
