April 2012
1 post
November 2011
1 post
October 2011
1 post
iamdonald:
“All the Shine” - Camp - Childish Gambino
April 2011
1 post
March 2011
2 posts
Do you believe in ghosts?
Especially after seeing them constantly at the apartment.
sound-of-rain:
for suuure!
Ask me anything
Dear Essay,
Go finish yourself.
December 2010
1 post
Being sick sucks
Buckley’s tastes like someone putting gasoline in your mouth and then lighting your throat on fire. It makes your eyes burn when you look at it…and it sure as hell cleans your sinuses out!
And somehow, it works!
I wish it didn’t, so I had an excuse never to take it.
But the nightmares…I hate the nightmares it gives me.
November 2010
2 posts
If these foods are near me, I am happy:
Shrimp
Mashed Potatoes
Any sort of potatoes really
Skittles
CUPCAKES
Chocolate sometimes
Goldfish
Stuffing
…these things will make me happy forever
Unorganized is not a word:The Poem
To all who are misinformed
On the dis, uns and ins…
UNORGANIZED IS NOT A WORD!
If they’d said it once, they’ll say it again…
NOT A WORD!
We learn about it in Grade Two,
And maybe there was little
Follow-through
But how many times must I tell you?
UNORGANIZED IS NOT A WORD!
September 2010
1 post
An Anti-Ode to no one updating stuff on Sundays
I am bored
And do not want to read my law stuff
Please update me on your lives!
Yes?
Go on tumblr, twitter
Or facebook…
AND UPDATE ME!
July 2010
1 post
A Love Poem to the VW Golf GTI
I see you around
Almost everyday
And everyday you tug at my heart strings.
I need you,
I must have you.
Someday you shall be mine.
Your horseshoe rims
Are sure to bring me luck…
Once I have you.
You’d be my little fireball,
My bundle of joy
As I speed past everyone on the street.
Maybe those horseshoes will be of use in
Avoiding tickets.
I have to have you…
But I...
June 2010
0 posts
A Hate Haiku to Burns
You make me itchy
I really hate this feeling
Please heal already
February 2010
2 posts
January 2010
2 posts
A smart man passed...
A smart man passed today.
A gentle, polite and kind-hearted man.
A man who touched many a soul and
Brought positivity into every person he met.
Made every woman feel beautiful,
No matter how ugly they felt.
Never said a bad thing about anyone.
May have been in pain,
But we’d never know
Because he never complained.
A word of unhappiness never was uttered,
Only a smile and some...
My computer clock is an hour ahead. I thought I’d missed 11:11 and was pretty upset…I really wanted to make a wish tonight although I know it can’t possibly come true..then I realized it was 10:11 that I had missed…I’ll be watching for 11:11 this time!
I think I hate New Year's Eve as much as I hate my...
December 2009
2 posts
November 2009
3 posts
Ode to waking up early
I like to lie in bed
And avoid you.
You’re difficult to face head-on.
Coffee makes you bearable, otherwise
You suck.
I wish I could lie in bed with my laptop
Allll day.
I do not want to get dressed
And walk to class,
When it is this early.
Why are classes so early!?
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Hate letter to my shoelaces
Am I going to have to duct tape you down?
Don’t you dare untie again!
If you untie again I’ll….
AGGGHHH!
How are you untied again!!?
I swear I’ll get those curly laces from my childhood again!
I have not even made it out of this parking lot yet,
And you’ve undone 4 times now!!
Do you hate me so!?
Must you mock me so!!
This hurts my already painful back!
...
October 2009
8 posts
A poem about my family
I love the togetherness of Friday nights,
I love the greetings and the hugs
And how overwhelming it gets sometimes
But everyone seems to manage to find something to do.
There’s always good food involved
And there’s tons of jokes within the family.
I love to look around and see smiling faces,
Everyone talking with each other.
Being happy in each others’ company!
...
You know you're cool when....
You have your favourite webcomic characters on Twitter
You like putting your hands in tiny pockets in cardigans
You ramble on and on about cameras to anyone, even when they don’t listen
You play Jeopardy board games, or play along with the TV one
You’re a creature of habit
You check your room nightly to ensure no ladybugs are present
You blame the gnome for everything
...
An anti-ode to stop-walkers
You stop in the middle of the hallway,
Slowing down the speed of walking traffic.
You’re like someone who goes 60 on the highway.
You decide to stop at the top of their stairs…
It is really unhelpful to everyone.
It may be convenient for you,
But it bothers everyone!
You make me want to punch you in the back of the head!
Go stop walking somewhere against the wall,
Out of the...
I really wonder if this song is about Princess...
Ode to BBQ Pork Buns!
You light up my life.
You are like eating heaven,
If heaven were an edible thing.
Your porkiness and soft doughiness
Fills my mouth with savour,
Indulgence and happiness!
I was made to believe you were only delicious at Bright Pearl,
But you are in fact amazing wherever I get you!
Get in my Belllehh!
Open hate letter to film essay
Dear film essay,
You suck balls. Please do yourself for once! You make me hate life, because I don’t understand your topic in the slightest! I’ve been trying to avoid you all day, but I still have to do you for tomorrow’s class! Why can’t you find another victim!!??
Why me!
Love your enemy,
Dana
P.S. Go die…k thnx!
September 2009
42 posts
Me llama es Dana.
Me gusta queso
Soy abburido
Soy de Canada
No tengo un perro
Quiero un gato
Amo zapatos
Es mardes
We get a bun bun tonight!!
I love bun buns!
Ode to a floppy-earred bunny
Oh Theodore,
You are the light of my life.
You are friggin adorable
With your mopsy ears and absolute adorableness!
Bun bun bun bun bun bun bun
(Sorry that was an intermission)
You have floppy ears
That I absolutely love.
Your name follows my pattern of US Presidential names.
Everything about you screams joy.
You light up my night,
You make today so happy, so far.
I cannot wait to meet...
Ode to a possible bunny
I want you so badly!
You are friggin adorable!
I want to hop beside you and yell about you being a bunny!
I cannot wait for your presence in this apartment!
I want a bunny!!
Bun bun!!
Finally finished reading Midnight's Children...
Now for the other readings tomorrow….
JOY
Open hate letter to Gumber wireless
Dear Gumber Wireless,
Why do you hate me and turn off all the time in class!? Why do you also fail to work completely in some classes!? I hate you a lot. OH LOOK! you turned off again! You are so slow and annoying to wait around for! Go screw yourself, please!
Love,
Dana
An ode to tinted windows
Oh tinted windows,
You make privacy a non-issue.
You are like a bedroom but way better because no one can walk in!
You make it less sunny somewhat
And you make cars look stylish!
(or douchey…it all depends)
You make everything better,
And waaaaaay less awkward!!
I cannot live without you,
Oh, tinted windows!
A Hate Haiku to Judaism (I'm not Anti-Semitic, I...
You make life suck lots!
You have stupid holidays,
That make life suck a lot!
I hate assigned readings!
Haiku to Flax Oil
You may taste kinda bad,
You make my joints less hurty.
Please continue this.