27thday ofNovemberin the year2009
Ode to waking up early
I like to lie in bed
And avoid you.
You’re difficult to face head-on.
Coffee makes you bearable, otherwise
You suck.
I wish I could lie in bed with my laptop
Allll day.
I do not want to get dressed
And walk to class,
When it is this early.
Why are classes so early!?
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
23rdday ofNovemberin the year2009
Hate letter to my shoelaces
Am I going to have to duct tape you down?
Don’t you dare untie again!
If you untie again I’ll….
AGGGHHH!
How are you untied again!!?
I swear I’ll get those curly laces from my childhood again!
I have not even made it out of this parking lot yet,
And you’ve undone 4 times now!!
Do you hate me so!?
Must you mock me so!!
This hurts my already painful back!
Don’t make me do you up again..
…..YOU’LL BE SORRY!
5thday ofNovemberin the year2009
for dana.
There will be no winking had outta you!
24thday ofOctoberin the year2009
A poem about my family
I love the togetherness of Friday nights,
I love the greetings and the hugs
And how overwhelming it gets sometimes
But everyone seems to manage to find something to do.
There’s always good food involved
And there’s tons of jokes within the family.
I love to look around and see smiling faces,
Everyone talking with each other.
Being happy in each others’ company!
It’s never the same when someone is missing,
We’re all like a puzzle,
It cannot be complete if one piece is missing!
I love watching everyones’ dynamic
And how all the aunts sound the same as my mom.
I know it can be loud,
And kind of chaotic,
But you know what?
I love it!
23rdday ofOctoberin the year2009
You know you're cool when....
You have your favourite webcomic characters on Twitter
You like putting your hands in tiny pockets in cardigans
You ramble on and on about cameras to anyone, even when they don’t listen
You play Jeopardy board games, or play along with the TV one
You’re a creature of habit
You check your room nightly to ensure no ladybugs are present
You blame the gnome for everything
….You own a gnome!
You own action figures from your favourite show
You say “this is the best episode” for every episode in Buffy
You quote Buffy aloud, even though no one knows it’s from Buffy
You can quote the Simpsons line for line
You have holiday socks, for holidays you don’t celebrate
You want to own an ugly sweater, only for the sake of going to an ugly sweater party
That’s all for now….
An anti-ode to stop-walkers
You stop in the middle of the hallway,
Slowing down the speed of walking traffic.
You’re like someone who goes 60 on the highway.
You decide to stop at the top of their stairs…
It is really unhelpful to everyone.
It may be convenient for you,
But it bothers everyone!
You make me want to punch you in the back of the head!
Go stop walking somewhere against the wall,
Out of the way of others!
You are a stop=walker,
I hate you guys…
SO MUCH.
If you walk slower than me,
There is a problem.
Please stop this habit,
Or I will have to back-of-the-head punch you!
I really wonder if this song is about Princess Diana…I’m probably reading too far into it. I cannot wait to see these guys! I asked them to play this song at the concert.
15thday ofOctoberin the year2009
